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67. 2 Outsiders

from Ecowrap by My Rap Name is Alex

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Sounds like the show's already started Rog. Let's get in there.
They're not going to let us in.
Why wouldn't they let in?
They won't like us.
What's not to like? We're paying the same money everybody else is.
We'll see.

Hey, where do you think you're going?
Inside to see the show.
We have a dress code
I'm wearing almost the exact same thing as that fuchsia fellow with the big bulgey eyes
Almost doesn't count. Now get out of here! If you're still in smelling range the next time
I have to inhale you're going to get to see me get angry. And you won't like it.
Is it because he's a robot?
[anger]
We're leaving now. We won't trouble you again.


I think I might know another way in. When we get to this corner duck around it with me. Alright?

What was that guy's problem anyway?
I was trying to tell you. There is a strong bias against Earthers in this system.
What d' they got againt Earthers?
In analyzing their chat points I compiled in excess of 36,000 comments relating to Earthers. More than
80% of them could be considered negative comments. Of those almost half referenced your smell.
I'm actually smellin alright tonight Rog.
More than a third of the comments took a dim view of your species' brutality. And went on to cite things like
wide-spread genital mutilation.
I wouldn't exactly say it's widespread...I mean
Have you taken a look at your ween lately?
Oh you mean?
and included things like senseless abuse and slaughter of the other species in your food production systems and
the amount of time and energy spent in maiming and slaughtering one another within your own species with a large
speculative overlap of comments suggesting these may contribute to your smell.
Okay Rog. Nevermind!

Do you think you could maybe walk a little quieter?
I weigh 486 kilograms. How exactly do you propose I walk quieter?
I dunno. Tip toe or something.

Here gimmie a hand with this
You should not touch that.
I know what I'm doing Rog C'mon
You should definitely not touch that!

On second though... Maybe you're right. Let's get out of here.
Strongly agree.

Bunch of overplaying Deltoid jam bandish sound snobs anyway

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from Ecowrap, released May 1, 2018
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My Rap Name is Alex Buffalo, New York

My Rap Name is Alex. I'm a story teller from Buffalo, New York in North America. These days I tend to focus on stories having to do with how we can treat ourselves, the beings around us, and our environment much better than we have been.

For more info on me please check out my Patreon link below.
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