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36. My Right Hand Goes (feat MC Vendetta)

from Collage Radio by My Rap Name is Alex

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36. My Right Hand Goes... (featuring MC Vendetta) [fmb fudgychewy]

I should have a microphone
when I'm sitting in my house alone
pants hung so low, you know I'm a winner
while I'm kneedin the dough, riggity-rapin at my dinner
there should be a light show, there should be a front row
we could go toe to toe
because I am a rapper... I know because my right hand goes like THIS!

* It's V for Vendetta, the go getta
* I Rock Hard!
* And still my laté brings all the boys to the yard pah-tay
* people - dance - now
* I don't care how
* long as my left hand
* can
* go... bow chicka bow bow

I should have tims and rims just a spinnin
I should have big booty girls just a grinnin
In my video shoot, in the studio booth
in my studio apartment we could do the Eric Cartman
I can elivate this rap hand shake into an art man
REAL rapper at heart man... cause this is how my arm went

* Rappity rap rap rap I don't give a crap / What you think
* I can lead you to the brink but I can't make you drink the water
* the Earth Daughter's daughter Sgt. Slaughter
* a b c 1 2 3 MC V of the BTV
* that's me I can make you see the thunder dude
* still I wonder who are you
* no matter What your right hand can do

who am I? Who am I wise guy? I'll tell you who am I.
I'm a guy what walks in the sky. An' I kin fly
I got my big balloon hands, and some evil hench mans
and a sinister plan to just bomb, bomb Iran
I am a heavy heavy breather in a big funny hat
and I go peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat
Take That! Y'mom and I are goin on a date Jar Jar
No! I'm not head of catering, I run the frickin Death Star
so save yar heart attack and stop humpin around
lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground
You no class clown. I'm a CRAZY FROG! Got a hollow log to scop with
so don't pop poop with the P, I'm the Poopsmith
say what you want about how I'm a jerk
but I got my shovel, my boots on, I'm going to work

* and fine footwaer is important if you wanna be cool
* Fool! Those shoes SUCK! But these shoes RULE!

so Charlie climb onboard the choo-choo shoe and check your map
(Ding!) Fries are done. (NO!) It's a trap!
Ack! Get back! Get back you little squirt.
Charlie you bit me! AND THAT REALLY HURT!

* some jerk broght me apple juice at my dayjob and they wouldn't redeem my deposit
* So then I got out my barreta, and then we took it to the closet
* where the ground was so sticky it's like chocolate rain was on everythain
* n some uninvited United cat, threw Brrrn's guitar up underneath our plane
* and they didn't wanna fix it well, anyone could tell by how long it took
* And now you wanna be my friend on facebook? Man look.
* Let me use your myspace, dog, I'll hook you up, when I get my riches
* I already have four... fingers! Wait. Do I have stitches?

Yeah Chad you got em bad homie all across your vent
Now it whistles like Wooo Wooo n we can't tell what you meant
But me I rhyme on time becuz I'm Benny Lava
I can do anything good. I like my dad and my momma
I am Sparta, I am Sam, I'm the Man, I can cough
I know why the one girl's crying, it's because Adolph is so pissed off
that someone put a hat on a ketboard cat
and made her sway, numa numa numa hey!
some people on the screen can turn an LOL into a great big OMG (shawtay!)
I'm the non-hipster hippie trickster always on the go
and I'm a rapper, I know, Because... Yo. Don't TAZE me Bro!

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from Collage Radio, released May 1, 2015
lyrics by My Rap Name is Alex w/ Janna Willoughby-Lohr
music by fudgychewy
performed by My Rap Name is Alex & MC Vendetta

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My Rap Name is Alex Buffalo, New York

My Rap Name is Alex. I'm a story teller from Buffalo, New York in North America. These days I tend to focus on stories having to do with how we can treat ourselves, the beings around us, and our environment much better than we have been.

For more info on me please check out my Patreon link below.
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