It's like 2, 4, 6, 8
And um... NASDAQ futures are lookin great
And um... So's America... Uh! So's Democracy
I love the media HA! There's no hypocrisy
I love Bill O'Riely... Trust the man implicitly
I... Believe the President that there's no complicity
In... all these Indonesian people's misery
Got a big silver spoon and a bowl of false history
How I spend all my time is not a mystery
Got... a big bottle o' wine my breath is blisterin
And... I'm flippin channels lookin for some nudity
Got... all I need in my house... Fuck my community
I... Don't like women... And I... Hate minorities
I... Believe that people should trust in their authorities
And I... Hate these taxes... And I... Blame the poor
And I... Believe whatever they say about the war
And I... Hate the terrorists but don't know why they hate us
I think it's obvious America's the greatest

But I... Can't stop now... I'm just gettin started
I think... Sensitivity's GAY plus RETARDED
And I... Don't trust men who don't... Watch football
And I... Don't think men should touch other men AT ALL
I never... hugged my father... we just... Watch tv
Moms is always busy... cookin for 23
And I... Hate the towel-heads... and dad... Hates the gooks
And I... got this ribbon... says... Support the troops
And it's... Ridin High... on my... SUV
And I'm... Proud to be an American Where at Least I know I'm FREE (I'm free)

Yeah me see I'm free but you... you don't matter
Long as Mr. Corporation's Pockets... Keep gettin fatter
We might... Suffer some suffrage... we might... free some slaves
let you see free tv cradle to grave
EVEN let you fight for your rights if you behave
Let you get in yet more debt you try to save
You ain't heard o we? You livin in a cave
It's the land of the somewhat free... and the home of the sometimes brave baby
Yeah this is America son... You gotta earn your livin cause not even that is a given
I said this is America son you gotta earn your livin cause not even that is a given